Frontyard

The pubic hair in the front of a man/womens body.

Person 1: How's your pubes???

Person 2: The frontyard's just been mowed... And the backyard hasn't been trimmed in weeks...

by HUNTMIESTER_24 February 26, 2008

Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

by the septimus November 22, 2011

Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

Frongle

When a person without thumbs try’s to use their fingers to make contact with, grab, or pick up anything

The man frongled the girl until she couldn’t breath

by OctaneDestroyer April 21, 2018

fronrich

This guy will be the most perfect person you will ever meet. A Fronrich is someone who is an intellectual and cares for others more than he cares for himself; a very humble person. He thinks he really isn't anything special and that he is forgettable but in reality he can be one of the most important people in your life. Without him the world just wouldn't work right. If you are a person who can really read someone well you will know he is amazing even from the first time you meet him. Some base their impressions on his actions and what they see on the outside and never really come to learn he is as amazing as he is. This guy will truly care for you if you allow him to trust you and become close to you and you will know when he says he will be there for you that he is being completely and utterly honest. Not to mention he is a guy that is breathtakingly handsome. Fronrich's are rare, they are that needle in the haystack, and if you have one in your life you are one of the luckiest people in the world.

Me: Dude Fronrich is a diamond!
Person: What do you mean?
Me: He is rare in this world and is special to anyone that has one!

by FossilizedTreeResin May 5, 2018