faded

Faded means you so fucked up, when your real true friends come over you dont give a damn, when somebody else don't, uhh cuz you dont deal wit it, and you faded, you get up and jet they ass out.

dude you so damn faded you blew chizzunks on my couch you filthy whore.

by Schitzle Face May 13, 2006

faded

also meaning that your fame is gone.

He faded me because his shit is better.

by Tiffany November 2, 2002

Dog-Faced Boy

dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.

my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.

my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.

i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.

by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011

Fahed

A bad word to use during conversing between high classed men as it creates aggrevation and tension when said.

"Gimme ma money bak you MOTHERFAHED!"

by ΨΩŽΜΔņĨą&# July 27, 2003

Faze Jev

A nerd that plays call of duty and owns a huge dildo "moby huge" that he uses every night to make himself feel better about his career choice.

Hey i'm gonna go and watch faze Jev so i can laugh at him

by RangaLad June 23, 2016

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 7, 2004

Faded Flakes

Usually used to refer to cereal eaten for breakfast when hungover, but can be used to refer to the meal in general.

"Goddamn that tequila messed up last night...time to start the recovery process with some faded flakes."

by chris menendez March 30, 2007