Fat Kelly 

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

Fat Kelly by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

Fat bet 

A phrase used by someone either when someone else doubts they will do something that they are highly likely to do, or they hear someone mention something happening that they really want to happen.

A higher degree of the slang term 'bet'.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that *unliked coworker* might get fired?"
Coworker 2: "FAT BET."

Fat bet by ManOfArks October 10, 2019

Fat Chick Machine Learning 

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.

Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.

Fat Chick Machine Learning by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

fat neck fuck

Your mom. Lol

“Yo dude. Is that your mom?”
“Yeah, she’s some fat neck fuck.”

fat neck fuck by Spencerschamber March 23, 2021

Fat cock 

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.

- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"

Fat cock by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022

Fat Girl Confidence 

The undeserved, but ever-present, condition of self-esteem felt by fat girls who believe that men actually care about "personality." Brought about by Chubby Chasers trying to score by laughing at unfunny jokes or listening to terrible poetry. See also, Freakhog (3)

It's that fat girl confidence, man, it can't be deterred.

Fat Girl Confidence by prestellad October 27, 2010

fat tits 

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.

Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?

fat tits by Beemer December 30, 2008