the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.

So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids

by DocFlox March 22, 2010

Pizza Faced

pizza facing is the act of jerking off and allowing the ejaculate to run all over the girl's face, like gooey cheese on a hot pizza.

Steve: dude Rob i totally pizza faced your sister!
Rob: That's not cool man
Steve: She thought it was, she loved it!

by Seymour Bush October 25, 2007

I fucked the shit out of her

The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.

As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.

ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”

ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”

by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021

Fucked in the eye

The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.

Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.

You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.

"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"

"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"

"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"

by Gary1212 July 21, 2008

fucked a cup of water

No idea but it sounds fun might try- tb

I Jus fucked a cup of water (i did)

by Truman b January 18, 2022

milk-faced

to be intoxicated or drunk from libations, faded

"Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits." -MTV's The State

by Jacks August 3, 2005

candy faced

when you get high or faced off of candy.

1. Ruben you ate so much candy you were candy faced for 3 hours

by megapatattack January 24, 2010