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Danimals Crush Cup

“I just got back from my danimals crush cup, it was the best day of my life
by TheImpracticalSquid June 17, 2021
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man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.
My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.
by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013
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Third Wheel Crush

When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.

As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.

If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."

Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
by Aune February 23, 2009
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5-minute crush

A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.
Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

Ex 2.

Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010
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Obsessive love/crush

When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.
Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
by You_are_fool June 8, 2022
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Red Bull Crush

After drinking a can of Red Bull, crushing the can due to the Popeye style effects gained from the canned beverage.
Popeye: "Fuck spinach, this red bull is the shit"

*Peforms Red Bull Crush*
by Popeye333 April 22, 2011
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Women crush Wednesday

When people basically tell u they have a crush on you and say ask you to be their wcw. It’s also something cheesy people on on their Snapchat story as well as 11:11
Hey, Becky, do you want to be my women crush Wednesday???
by Chloethecatt February 12, 2019
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