Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005

Captain Zap

Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.

Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?

by Sir-Barks-A-Lot October 10, 2010

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother

Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

by Varjack December 1, 2006

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008