ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Trash can delight

You and your partner after finishing intercourse, drop the semen and piss in the trash can, mix it around and enjoy

Boy:Man that was some good intercourse
Girl: I’m sad it’s over but we can do the trash can delight!
Boy: Ah hell yeah

by Ja’moses October 19, 2019

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.

My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.

by FoxyFlare June 16, 2021

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

WE CAN BREATHE

The collective exhalation of relief following the guilty verdicts in the trial of Derek Chauvin for the murder of George Floyd. Floyd's last words, I can't breathe, had become the mantra of injustice in a country where police killings of unarmed Black men are routine and have gone largely unpunished.

As the three verdicts were read - guilty - guilty - guilty - millions of Americans, across the spectrum of race, ethnicity and economic status, suddenly felt WE CAN BREATHE.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2021

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013