bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.

David Richardson

by Andy Massie February 6, 2003

The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.

Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.

by His ex May 2, 2005

Bashar

A suicidal rapist that actually sold his family on the internet. All Bashar wishes to do is shoot up the school

Yo Bashar, please don't shoot up the school I beg you

by Mike_Wizowski February 27, 2019

bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....

Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.

by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

High Bastard

someone who plays jokes on/fucks with with people.

wow, you are an evil high bastard.

by gitblown March 11, 2009