A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
Get the crunchy assholemug. by Ryno78 April 20, 2018
Get the bozo’s assholemug. Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!
Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’
Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’
Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’
Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’
by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020
Get the Asshole 9mug. A genuinely good guy who, despite his best intentions, says or does things that hurt a girl emotionally.
Aaron was a really nice guy but ended up being an unintentional asshole to the girl he loved when he said to her, “I think you really look great with less make-up!”
by Aaaaaa- aron May 14, 2023
Get the unintentional assholemug. An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
Get the asshole taxmug. by asshole whispered December 24, 2017
Get the asshole whisperermug. When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016
Get the firecrotch assholemug.