after tennis activities

a refrence to any sexual activity executed between two men, one of which having a girlfriend/wife. Refer to "Burp Job".

REALLY.....Just read the burp job entry, but if you really need an example; Tob and Brad engaged in some "after tennis activities" while Brad's wife was out of town.

by Lord Mooseknuckle March 23, 2007

Alternative

A choice between two or more things.

An Alternative:
If the pussy is wack go for the crack. See anal.

by Big Pimpin T September 25, 2008

After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009

alternachav

The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.

Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Aeteris

1/ To describe you ability to poke someone through the use of the phrase or phrase variation "*poke*".

2/ A D-Celluar creature within the dreams of Gold & PJ.

*poke!*
"That was Aeteris!"

"Aeteris, so we meet...not again?* *dies of confusion*

by Shondocker December 17, 2004

AfterBurn Dragon

The result of not measuring your breathing intervals when inhaling weed smoke.

Results in the breathing of smoke out your nose and the feeling of numbness near your heart area and lung sack.

Do not mistake for a heart attack, its just the weed man :)

Custy: "Ah shit! I knew I fucked up! Dis weed was laced, I'm gonna die!!!"

Custy2: "Nah man dats just dat afterburn dragon, you'll feel better if u just smoke some more"

Custy: "Oh ight tatoez"

by CyphA Sunn September 10, 2007

after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.

Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"

by keenonwho February 21, 2011