Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Chog Log

The big kind of tootsie rolls you only see when trick or treating. Superior to “dingleberries” (little tootsie rolls) and “brown twigs” (long thin tootsie rolls) in every way

Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”

by Chog Logger October 5, 2025

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Getting logged out

the most painful thing to happen

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks

by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025