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you're mom

An insult that really is very cringe nowadays, and some people can't spell properly. It should be your mom, not you're mom. The person who is being insulted must be very confused when they see them being insulted with "you're mom".
you're mom is so fat, haha
by Facade15 April 28, 2022
mugGet the you're mommug.

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when finds a cat that's Portuguese
Cat: Meow
Markiplier: Aw you're so Portuguese
by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
mugGet the You're so Portuguesemug.

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
mugGet the You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problemmug.

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the If you're going to insult my intelligencemug.

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
mugGet the You're Dad is gay, and you never knewmug.

you're a fish

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it
by WebTV November 1, 2020
mugGet the you're a fishmug.

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
mugGet the Guess you're taking the scenic route to the holemug.

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