wife vac

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 10, 2014
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dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
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Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant
dayoung: late wife :) (?)
by fefi March 18, 2021
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Ganyus_.Wife

Ganyus_.wife is the most epic tik toker out there and I want to marry them
Your dad: Yo who tf is that fine bae that likes Ganyu so much?
Your mom: SHEEEESH that’s my new gf @ganyus_.wife
by Ppfarr May 12, 2021
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fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.
Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.
by BlindA. May 17, 2017
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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