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flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing
Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"
by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015
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Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
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Elongated flap syndrome

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)
by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023
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tortilla flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging someone. Inspired by the Tortilla challenge.
She just played that fool like a sega. She might as well have turned around and tortilla flapped them.
by atoms-kings July 26, 2022
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Flap Lady

A woman who only drinks WDK daily. Always pops over the fence and always has a fag in her mouth also see under Fence lady
The main name is Tanya but more Tarnya
Oh look here is flap lady coming

Oh god not Taryna
by Jibjabjoe March 22, 2024
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Flapping

An idiot who is incessantly flapping there jaw at you or in your ear possibly spit coming out of the idiots mouth.

Meaning: Could you stop flapping in my ear man why can't you just shut the fuck up!
Stop flapping in my ear man! step back! give me some fucking space and shut the fuck up.
by BillLaRocco September 13, 2023
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flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.
Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.
by AddictH1 April 13, 2016
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