mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.

the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.

by jherfmj January 14, 2022

Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.

A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.

by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022

Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020