peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.

john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!

by doc0824 November 19, 2013

fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.

my beach is my beach none of any other's beach

by theotherbeach April 2, 2022

beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'

Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"

by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022