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applied tech highschool

One of the newest Bergen tech schools and supposed to be the best but since it’s only opened for three years not many people know about it so anyone who applied got in meaning everyone who goes there is retarded. The school offers free college credits and courses but the kids there are too dumb to even care and fail all their classes. As of right now the school is all engineering but half the people there don’t even know the difference between a Flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver.
You go to applied tech highschool? You must be sped.
by Gnejsje wodnekskckw. December 3, 2017
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Brooklyn Tech

A prison like shool located within the borough of Brooklyn.(no shit). This prison like type of a school contains roughly 6000 students. The school lacks air conditioning and other facilities that you'd expect from a typical high school. Combine the lack of proper funding with the sheer amount of idiots who somehow scored high enough on the SHSAT, and the end result is this hell house. On top of all this, a lot of the Staff are inconsiderate. This school is filled with a lot of good and bad teachers that you'll have. Some of them do their jobs properly, while others are college professors teaching a high school class, and others are simply down right stupid and involve politics and other irrelevant topics within the classroom environment. Despite all this, this school offers a wide variety of clubs available. And, if you feel stressed out at any given time, just go to the 6th floor bathroom and smoke a blunt. If you dont get caught, good. Otherwise, head over to Fort Greene Park.
Brooklyn Tech is an awesome school! Im so glad I chose to come to this school.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 4, 2018
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Wyo Tech

Automotive Lies and Deception. With Plenty of Nothing to do you'll find yourself in the baron waste land of Laramie craphole Wyoming with nothing but your dork in your hands.
Have fun with the Wyo Tech Furniture.
With my certificate of unknown excellence from Wyo Tech I have literally done nothing automotive with my career, I now build websites and pay off student loans from the worst 12 months of my life.
by Charles Thomas April 8, 2007
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teacher

Someone who's ruining others lives and is getting paid for it
Man my teacher give me so much homework that I can't come with you, I'm gonna kill him
by Me June 9, 2004
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Virginia Tech

A lame excuse for a university which lacks class and loves to talk trash when the majority of their bandwagoners can't name 3 players on their own so called favorite team. They think they're amazing at just about everything.They beleive schools such as UVA only care about education and being above everyone. They obviously have not been there.They take pride in winning a mediocre conference. (yes i realize thats a rip on UVA as well! acc football is weak) Colin Cowherd has been there favorite media member, hes known for his idiotic rants and racist remarks.Virginia Tech has only one 6 bowl games in their history. Only one of which were a BCS victory (1993). Many hokie fans love characters such as DeAngelo Hall, Michael Vick, Marcus Vick etc. All of which have had on and off the field issues. Dog fighting, have sex with young girls, spitting on opposing players, Marcus and Michael both flicked off fans on different occasions. And Michael did it to his own fans! There is something wrong with looking up to people like them. This is a university who's fans truly lack class,sportsmanship, and are just plain D bags. So before they try to bomb on your favorite team or try to compare records, just remember, when they hit 3-9 one year, theyll all the sudden be Florida State for life, or some other team. I have no respect for such idiotic drunks and I never will.
My friend the cousin banger was accpeted into Virginia Tech.
by im not giving my real name February 26, 2008
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Texas Tech

A second-rate public university located in Lubbock, Tx. Those who attend the school were denied admission to prestigious universities of Texas (Texas A&M and University of Texas) and were forced to attend the school due to: scholastic inability, a desire to attend a large Texas school, and a general lack of options. Students and Alumni are given little respect by Texas universities because of classless nature and ineptitude. The nick-name "Tortilla Tech" has been given to the school so as not to defame the great state of Texas by association.
Guns up? How about you get your grades up and transfer from Texas Tech to a real university.

The three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and acceptance to Texas Tech.

Texas Tech has such a high STD rate that local infection has been named "Raider Rash".

John: Did you get accepted to Texas A&M?
Eric: No.
John: How about UT?
Eric: No.
John: Well, theres always Texas Tech.
Eric: You're right!
John and Eric: Hooray for mediocrity!
by Dun Dee March 31, 2007
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teacher

A WONDERFUL PERSON! Somone you can trust and they (no matter what) will always be there for you!!
wow im so glad i have teachers that actually CARE about me!
by Sarah May 13, 2005
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