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Guy Berryman

the sexiest man on earth
coldplay's bassist
the world best bassist
my husband
friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth
ME: my husband: Guy Berryman
by guyberryman#1fan October 9, 2008
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family guy

a show that should still be cancelled. known for its stupidity and lack of humor. a complete rip off of the simpsons example: a stupid drunk dad, a mom with some type of brains, some type of pet, a misunderstood daughter, a stupid troublemaking son, peter griffin has 3 drinking buddies and homer simpson (for the most part) also has 3 drinking buddies. family guy was made for people with an IQ of 10 or lower...basically for the brain dead and zombies.
Family Guy is written by manitees. thats from South Park an actually FUNNY show. fuck family guy...
by el reye August 5, 2006
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nice guy

A term that a mother uses to describe any single man she approves of and fantasizes about her daughter marrying, but for whom the daughter usually claims to have zero interest in *that* way.

A man labelled a "nice guy" is often a superficially respectful and intelligent, but also frustratingly indecisive or cowardly person who won't get the aforementioned girl because he won't initiate or ask.

Sometimes, the girl dislikes him and finds him boring because he always plays his life safe and fails to go out and accomplish anything interesting with it. (This is why the mother likes him.)

Other times, he is a friend of the girl and desires a relationship with someone, but fails to consider the obvious candidate. (This is the most cliched of romantic-comedy cliches).
Mother: "That guy who dropped you off home seemed like a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
by fatbloke27 September 29, 2012
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wise guy

awise guy is a member of this thing of ours, more commonly know as the Italian Mafia. not neccessarily a made guy but you got to have association widem.
"That guy living down the road, he's a wise guy, he's untouchable"
by Wise Guy? April 9, 2009
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family guy

A very bad ripoff of The Simpsons.

I have been forced to watch this show, and leave by the second commercial break. It's gotta be the stupidest thing on T.V.

The number one "worst" show to watch as said by many critics.
Top 3 worst shows out today according to the critics:

1. Family Guy (Fox)
2. American Dad (Fox)
3. The O.C. (Fox)
Ringin' any bells?
by Fuckitall June 29, 2006
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Guy Code

Do NOT mess with a friends crush when you know it is his crush.
If you ever find your friend messing with your crush when you even told him and he is fully aware, you are allowed to use lethal force. If the two were both drunk you are required to wait 12 hours before asking him what he did. If no good reaction was given, you are allowed to use lethal force.
by CrankyBoomerang August 25, 2016
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Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.
Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)
by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017
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