Guy Code

Do NOT mess with a friends crush when you know it is his crush.
If you ever find your friend messing with your crush when you even told him and he is fully aware, you are allowed to use lethal force. If the two were both drunk you are required to wait 12 hours before asking him what he did. If no good reaction was given, you are allowed to use lethal force.
by CrankyBoomerang August 25, 2016
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