snow money

When it snows at night, going out the next day and hustling your neighbors for money to clear the snow from their driveways.

Jabar: Supposed to get six inches tonight.

Niko: Word

Jabar: Yea. Wanna get your snow money on with me tomorrow?

Niko: Def.

by Freshy fresh January 26, 2011

snow job

A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.

1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!

2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!

by Bald Monkey September 6, 2016

Thunder snow

Ejaculating accompanied by farting (or sharting).

Damn, I'm going need to throw these pants away - I just thunder snowed all over them.

by Depreciator February 6, 2010

snow monkeys

Wangsta dudes,white people who try to be ghetto.

1. Johnny: Hey! Look at those snow monkeys wearing northface jackets!

2. Vin: Whaddup, dog
Jill: Eww..get away form me you stupid snow monkey!

by Shinzui April 23, 2003

Snow Job

An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.

"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"

by David Durall' May 9, 2006

snow

That white cracker rapper from the early 90's w/ hit "informer"

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Syracuse Snow Plow

When a girl is giving you a BeeJay and then you bust up her nose and she gets a sinus infection and she sounds like a snow plow for like, a week.

Bro #1: Yo bro, what did you do to that sorority hoe. She sounds bad.

Bro #2: I gave that bitch a straight Syracuse Snow Plow, son. *Bro's hug.*

by Billy Fucillo November 3, 2008