shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Shockinner

a hot attractive man who is single

yo why am i single

because your not a shockinner

by shcok September 18, 2023

shockted

supriesed or shocktfyied

i was shockted to hear this

by cal juice September 25, 2023

Shock junkie

Someone who gets a kick out of shocking others through their own actions.

He wore a profane shirt in public to get a reaction out of strangers because he’s a shock junkie

by 333rd October 22, 2023

shmockston

huge breasts/tits

Damn that girl has shmockston.
I cant stop looking, she is such a shmockston.

by valispaidar November 7, 2023

Shocket

a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air

yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"

by vandurgle January 21, 2024

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024