Swine

The act of drinking wine and having sex.

We should get some dinner and swine at my place.

by T* Rock April 30, 2009

Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

swing pusher

Any person who pushes a mother's kid on the swing in exchange for sexual intercourse.

I pushed her kid on the swing before I gave her a facial.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect

the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down

by rosemary m May 8, 2007

swing chin

Stroaking a girls throat or chin back and forth with your hand while recieving a blow job to increase the pleasure.

Hollie was sucking my dick so i decided so swing chin to help her get me off.

by Phil Mycrotch September 15, 2007

Swinrony

The act of recognizing the irony of swine flu. Usually done by acting as if the swine flu is a lot scarier than it is without actually meaning it.

It is such swinrony for you to walk around all day wearing that surgical mask even though you know that your not going to get sick.

by keysarsoze May 8, 2009

swine flu tag

Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".

"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."

by CobraYawnFTW! June 12, 2009