as soft as a she-mouse's belly

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

by llanellirog September 18, 2005

soft rice eater

–noun Informal .

1. a person who is not independent and takes advantage of others for free food, entertainment, etc.

Origin:
direct translation from Chinese: 吃軟飯

—Related forms
eat soft rice, verb

He's a soft rice eater. He will do anything his parents tell him to as long as he can get their riches.

by Asian_persuasion December 1, 2010

White Sofa

When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.

*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!

by jivjam March 2, 2011

sofi

my sister

my sisters name is sofi

by sofi jr. August 23, 2003

Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

softurbating

The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".

I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.

What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!

by El Boner June 4, 2010

Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010