Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.

Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.

by st31n3r January 4, 2022

pillow vibes

when u fall for ya pillow

dude 1: i think i’m in love
dudette1: with who, bethany??
dude 1: no, pillow vibessss

by real clown girl shii September 13, 2019

weighty pillow

breast, tit, boob, mammary, love fluff

Shall I nestle in your weighty pillows?

by fred121 August 17, 2011

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.

"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"

by surreywathoe July 17, 2014

Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep

I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.

by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022