A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.
by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021
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by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021
Get the B-Lard mug.A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)
by MarcXS December 4, 2021
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I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.
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Mar'landon is so cool
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