smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

smarty jones by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

olivia jones

someone who is kind loveable funny super cute and a athlete

I love Olivia jones

olivia jones by andrehatemate February 3, 2017

Joney Jefe

Pronounced “hon ey hef ay”

Standard def- original trade name for pure honey. Often used with term, “picante,” meaning “hot.” The spelling intermingles Spanish pronunciation of “j” as an English “h” and the English name, “Jeff” as the Spanish name, “Jefe” which overall translates to “honey boss.”

Slang def- used when one wants to describe something as sweet (as honey) and hot (picante) at the same time. Also used as an expression to something seen or done in an amazing manner.

It can also be used in as an adjective/noun combination to describe someone as a sweet individual who can handle situations like a boss.

“This bottle of Joney Jefe-Picante makes this grilled chicken fajita meat taste incredible. My mom puts some of that picante Joney Jefe in her coffee!”

“Dude, that performance was Joney Jefe! It was picante! You were in the zone, Boss!”

“It wasn’t just a nice thing he did then, he was a Joney Jefe all day long!”

Joney Jefe by Bettermj January 12, 2022

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

Cheese Jones by john bull May 22, 2003

deadeye jones 

a socom / socom 2 player on the north american server who is some how ranked in the thousands even though the character is rarely seen actually fragging others.

that deadeye jones guy keeps killing me wtf!

deadeye jones by donovan gravlee January 9, 2005

Piglet Jones 

person who eats alot

Hes so fat, i call him piglet jones

Piglet Jones by joemes May 1, 2005

Trone Jones

An extreme lose of appetite usually accompanied by loneliness and depression. These feelings are usually caused by some bitch breaking your heart. Usually, these feelings come with a fall from popularity and stardom. These feelings can also be caused by a spell put on by a trone wizard. Sometimes people suffering from these symptoms are known as tronestars, tronedads, and troners. Extreme cases are generally known as the tribal trones.

Verb. Troneing - The act of the trone jones

Guy 1: Dude, I have the trone jones over Amy.
Guy 2: Dude, enough tronin' over that hoe. so what if she fucked the entire basketball team? Let's go drink and get you some strange (See "Getting some strange"). You will forget all about her.
Guy 1: Fo' sho'.

Trone Jones by kuzzi9 February 15, 2010