Russian Hat

A ridiculously hairy vagina.

Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Fag Hat

1. a malapropism for the word faggot
2. a ridiculous hat that makes someone look gay

1. That guy has a really nice fag hat

by smacktheweasel July 20, 2010

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

Twat hat

1)NOUN : "twat hat" is a insult which is used when not wanting to risk your reputation, job oppurtunities, or school grades. A good substitute to assshole and slag bag

2)NOUN : the twat hat does not exsist as a physical object, but as a figment of the insultor or insultees imagionation.

(student to teacher) " AN F!!?? I studied for weeks!! what are you a twat hat or something?!"

by Sazamassive September 5, 2008

Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.

"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"

by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012

Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

by SuperMario2360 May 10, 2011

mad hatting

getting high off marijuana with a close fraternity of friends

Last night, I went mad hatting at Daniel's party.

by strubinator April 10, 2004