human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.

they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style

by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016

Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

by The tricycle May 8, 2018

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

Human Fire Extingusher

When a midget dresses up in a red outfit and foams out the mouth due to drinking too much alka-seltzer.

"For halloween im dressing up as a Human Fire Extingusher"

by Trolljr October 30, 2011

Human Shit Cannon

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you

I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019