gone girl

/ɡɒn ɡə l/
verb

to insert a wine bottle into a person's vagina/anus forcefully, as in the 2014 film Gone Girl.

"Omg. Why is Karen walking like that?"
"I think Mike 'gone girled' her last night with a nice Shiraz."

by Cunthzibar January 23, 2015

goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007

Goonette

your girlfriend/some one you flirt with

Ma goonette comein over tonight

by Enasty101x3 February 16, 2009

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 8, 2003

Gone Fishing

Verb: When one has an affair or partakes in activities with infidelity

Hey where's your wife
I don't know but I think she has Gone Fishing

by Scorpiosareneverwrong March 17, 2019