fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em
Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh
When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fakeshit.
The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.
Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google
Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo
The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!