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Fake friends 

fake friends r people who chat shit abut u behind ur back andr to scared to say anything 2 ur face. they r pussios. they will become jealous very easily, so if yano wats gud 4 ya, ditch em
Marias such a fake on, she was chatting shit about me on her story . Although she didnt exactly say my name, it wudnt take a fuckin genius 2 figure out who she was talking abt. fake friends smh

fake shit 

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.
fake shit by guytheginger September 4, 2020

Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.
like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.
Fake boyfriend by arge68 February 5, 2021

Fake Emo 

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.
Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo
Fake Emo by BroDoinItForClout September 2, 2021

Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

FAKEY FAKE 

A fakey fake is the fakest fan ever. If there is anything ever to be fake about they have probably already faked it
"wow, Linda is such a fakey fake. she said she watched the new my little pony episode but couldn't even tell me all the plot points."
FAKEY FAKE by Samdrue June 13, 2018