energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

weatherman energy

When a Chad-type tries to convince you he can make his 4 inch wiener feel like an 8 inch cock.

That guy I told you about from Tinder had some serious weatherman energy. He was all like, “But Baby, let me show you what it feels like.” Get the fuck outta here!

by Dry with a chance of Squirting February 2, 2023

Big Dick Energy

See also Caine

If he wills it, it shall be done. He has Big Dick Energy.

by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021

Energy Shot

The type of shot that is refreshing/makes you feel good in situations like being under the sun and drinking a can of 200ml ice tea to refresh your whole body (or your mouth, both is good).

Joe: Thank god I got the energy shot to keep me going. I was DYING under the tense heat.
Joe 2: ok.

by loletir July 19, 2025

Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.

All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!

by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

Crack head Energy

These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.

“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”

by Charboy June 22, 2020