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Distribation

1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.

2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.

3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.

Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.

Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
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Distok

Adult Disney lovers that can’t afford therapy that are traumatized and/or that have not grown up; that choose to express their addictions through the Tiktok platforms. Their bank accounts are always empty due to a lack of self control when it comes to Disney Parks Merch. We’re all mad here.. :)
Distok likes to create Disney Content on Tiktok.
by UniversalLover1 February 1, 2022
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at a distance

When someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don't remember where you saw it.
Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.

Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.
by emboda September 19, 2016
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Ara Ara distance

It's the distance between an Onee-chan and a Shota which is approximent the size of the Onee-chan's boobs x3 or x4 depending on the size.
You talking mad shit in ara ara distance
by q.q.q.q April 1, 2019
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Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.
David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.
by jkbbrbrg September 2, 2021
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distim

Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003
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disturbed

a once good metal band that made a horrible new album called industructable. they have one good song on that alum called industructable. disturbeds older music is so much better like down with the sickness and prayer. i am very disappionted by their new album but still listen to their old stuff.
guy-"do you like disturbed?"
other guy-"yeah, their new album sucks but i still listen to their old music"
guy-"same here, i cant stand their music"
by bearseph March 2, 2009
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