The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 04, 2017
Cross country might be the gayest shit on the planet. It is known that cross country athletes frequently engage in homosexual activities with their coaches.
by the man 1222356 September 18, 2021
A very fun sport that requires a god-like mentality. Is available from middle school through college. Those who run cross country are absolute gods and are, by definition, chads. They don't care what others think and strive for self-improvement. It is definitely a sport like no other. The team is very friendly and respectful because they understand the sport. Those who shit on the sport don't even remotely know the pain and grit that cross country runners endure, and this is speaking from personal experience. They are true athletes, meaning they have an everlasting dedication to the sport. The team consists of the most physically fit people you will ever lay your eyes upon. The training is painful, from core exercises to tempos. Other sports cancel practices due to weather, but not cross country, oh no. They'll train in a fucking hurricane hailstorm hybrid. The day before a race, they will hold an event known as a pasta party where you eat a lot of pasta to carb up for it. The races are 5 kilometers long (3.1 miles) most of the time and are on terrain (steep hills, mud, dirt, etc). Once you're done running the race, you get runner's high and feel insanely good. All in all, Cross Country goes hard and is worth it!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Cross Country?
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
Person 2: Yes. It's literally just running.
Person 1: No it's not. It's about self-improvement and bettering yourself.
by PixelatedRetro September 11, 2022
another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina
"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"
by wudegodd May 02, 2023
1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.
joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
by dsdsdsssdsdd May 15, 2011
A complex method of slaying that requires intricate thought and delicate execution.
It is performed properly by:
1) Secting a target
2) identifying one of her aquintences
3) flirting with said aquintance
This will cause the target to become confused and disoriented.
Divide and conquer.
It is performed properly by:
1) Secting a target
2) identifying one of her aquintences
3) flirting with said aquintance
This will cause the target to become confused and disoriented.
Divide and conquer.
by Cckboii January 29, 2017
by YungSatana1300Chicago June 08, 2021