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Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.
Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!
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Crap

I can't believe 'Crap' still makes CDs!
This song is crappy.
Crap deserves to be flushed down the toilet.
by The Jacker April 14, 2010
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Caproni

Dirty pervert. Who cracks jokes and drinks like a superhero.see: nice hang.
Oh is that dirty Caproni hitting on you again?
by evamatyla March 5, 2011
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booty capris

Shorts for girls that are to long to be booty shorts, yet are too short to be capri pants and so are booty capris.
Evan: Woah Leslea, wtf are those? The're like capris but shorter....

Leslea: Dammit Evan! Everyone's said that already, the're shorts!!!

Evan: How about..... "Booty Capris"?

Leslea: I hate my life....
by Creeper(0_o) April 24, 2009
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caprophage

A caprophage is an animal who survives harsh conditions by feasting on its own foeces.
Shirley really reminds me of a caprophage the way she eats.
by Conor Fenn October 28, 2007
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crap snackle pop

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)
Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"
by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008
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crap attack

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room
Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone
by S c o t t January 3, 2009
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