chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him

Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA

by king of chodes April 5, 2016

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)

dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)

by Not_cynic May 9, 2022

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.

Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.

by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022

Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.

"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."

by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

fat chode

a big fat willy that's really really fat but tiny.

"hey trina.. you have a nice fat chode, looking pretty narley"

"cool dude.. it feels kinda.. soft today"

by nagrominators April 25, 2021