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Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?
by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018
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Captain

Captain is a super energetic fun dog. Super adorable and lovable enough to make you never need a girlfriend/boyfriend. Captain is the best name for a dog!
Look at that cute dog his name must be Captain
by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 4, 2019
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Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking
I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix
by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020
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Captain Jaxy

When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“
Dude your not believe this, he totally pulled a Captain Jaxy on me last night!
by Captain Jaxy March 1, 2021
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Captain Vagina Man

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin
Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!
by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021
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Captain Michael Biehn

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.
by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022
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Captain vor

A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Jake: Hey, who's Captain vor?
Sam: Oh no.
by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022
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