Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 11, 2021

pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Kurt Cobain

When you shotgun a Rockstar energy drink.

Bro he did a Kurt Cobain and totally rallied last night

by Tanklin December 30, 2021

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Sugar Coating

The act of making bad news more palatable. This is often accomplished by adding positive reinforcement, apologetic phrases, or sympathetic comments.

It was always difficult to tell someone they had AIDS, but with a little Sugar Coating they would only cry for an hour or two.

by Fox Populi March 6, 2022

Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine

Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set

by Dan the car guy April 13, 2022

Yellow Cocaine

When you aggressively smell a flower and get yellow pollen all over your nose

Person 1: Bro looks like you got some yellow Cocaine up there.
Person 2: Oh yeah that dandelion smelled so good I basically shoved the entire thing inside my nostrils.

by ManIDontEvenKnowAnymore April 15, 2022