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did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.
Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.
by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025
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Cooking with a Lead Pan

A metaphor describing a business strategy, decision, or practice that delivers quick or impressive short-term results, but creates serious long-term problems, liabilities, or risks.

Just as using a lead pan might make food seem fine at first but slowly poisons those who eat it, “cooking with a lead pan” implies that a company or leader is pursuing results that look good now but will prove toxic over time - for the business, employees, or customers.
Launching that product without proper testing might look good on the quarterly report, but we’re cooking with a lead pan if we ignore the long-term brand damage.”

“Cutting customer support to save costs is just cooking with a lead pan — we’ll pay for it in churn and reputation later.”
by deadbeatfarmer October 21, 2025
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hooks and cooks

optimum heat.
A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.
by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010
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let him cook

Giving someone a chance to do something impressive.
Guy 1: Dude this guy is so bad at this game!
Guy 2: Wait just let him cook..
by 6lock August 17, 2023
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Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2023
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Dj cook

A youtuber who "exposes" 3AM youtubers or little kids. He isnt that good and is gets repetetive real fast after a phew videos, and never aknowleges real serious problems :<
"Dj cook only uses kids videos for money"
by Stella_starz February 22, 2024
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Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024
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