Nose candy

Nose candy is sweet and addictive powder that can be inhaled using your nose (sugar is usually not used for this type of candy)

“Yo, can i buy some of that nose candy?”

Nose candy by CursedFC August 30, 2022

Trans candy 

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

Trans candy by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

Halloween candy time 

After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.

Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy

Halloween candy time by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

giving a guy candy for his birthday 

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

giving a guy candy for his birthday by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

Granny's Candy 

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

Granny's Candy by Mattj June 29, 2014

the butterscotch candy 

When an older woman offers you a butterscotch candy and puts it in her vagina and you must retrieve it only using your mouth

"dude that milf last night totally let me do the butterscotch candy on her"

the butterscotch candy by buttahshatch boi November 5, 2014

Asian rat candy 

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

Asian rat candy by lalaking January 20, 2015