Drop Barbeque

To drop a huge, sloppy deuce in the toilet. You know, POOP.

Pause the game - gotta drop barbeque.

or..

I ate way too much fruit yesterday. I just dropped enough barbecue to cater a redneck wedding.

by MastaPlan February 9, 2009

Freakin' babies

The phrase to state when there is no one to blame on a sitiuation. Shortened from "Blame it on the freakin' babies," it can make a situation go from awkward and unpleasant to why you randomly said "Freakin' babies"

Eh, freakin' babies did it.

by TriplePTripp May 15, 2011

Family Barbeque

An orgy that involves the use of certain foods, like corn on the cob, hot dogs, and/or sausages

Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!

by Pienipples October 23, 2011

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur August 29, 2015

canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

by ok_grl June 14, 2016