hacktivist

An uneducated and highly emotionally charged adolescent or man-child passive aggressively lashing out at the world through the safety of their computer over poorly understood political issues, usually while in their underwear.

Billy doesn't understand why he has to pay his electric bill, so rather than spend his time looking for a higher paying job, the hacktivist vandalized his local utility's website.

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

hackademic

Someone who claims or appears to be an intellectual, but simply is not.

"I can't believe people actually believe and follow the 'sacred texts' of L. Ron Hubbard. He was such an hackademic."

by dvweiss July 14, 2007

hacking the system

1. Something one does when one is fed up with the corporate machine / the establishment/ the man raping the world.

One may Hack the System by:
1. Hitting random keys on the keyboard for an extended period of time
2.Typing in "hack the system" anywhere on a computer
3. Pretending to be doing something on the computer during a montage

Dude, I totally brought down the establishment when I was hacking the system last night.

by Pimp: Charizard June 30, 2008

hacker

An anarchist of sorts. These people believe information should be totally undisclosed and free. Authorities do not like this idea. These peoples favorite insults include "lamer" and "noob}" They will program their own apps or hack other apps to learn how they work. They have strong curiousities imaginations and a VERY srong will to learn. Each one has their own handle or nickname (i.e. Slice or Shank) They have a fear of having their front doors broken so they only trust the info they gather with the people they would trust with their lives.

Will you teach me to be elite Mr. Hacker?

by HaakJohb September 10, 2003

hacky sack

Hippie sport. The game in which hippies play.

Hippie:Hey do you want to play hacky sack?
Normal Guy:Fuck no, I am not going to play some piece of shit hippie game.

by UnknownTanker May 19, 2008

Hacking

Something that means very used on Fred Figglehorn's popular YouTube videos.

You're so hacking mean Kevin
Judy is so hacking hot
I was a hacking awesome tree in Grease
Fred is hacking awesome
Kevin you are so hacking fat
Kevin is fatter than a gorilla, so hacking true!
Judy is so hacking bratty
Hacking awesome!
I hacking love Judy
I did a hacking good job as a tree!
I forgot my hacking meds!
Where are my hacking meds??
I need my hacking meds!!
My mom is hacking out of rehab!!
I hacking very strongly dislike my grandma!!

by Loliver-lover February 24, 2009

hackey

kid who looks extremely awkward all the time and hates being called "hackey". he threatens to choke kids named Tommy and tries to fight kids named andrew. Doesn't like pictures of boobies when shown to him. AKA homosexual.

If attacked by Hackey, it is known as an attackey.

Hackey tried to choke me today, but he is so obsolete as a human, his hand couldn't get around my throat.

by jesushateswhitepeople123 December 16, 2008