dill weed

self-censored version of the word dildo or the word dickweed for use in polite society.

"Stop being such a dildo" becomes "Stop being such a dill weed"

by jimn July 7, 2008

Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020

ja-weed

The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.

Guy1: my bad for the deelay

i was makin music all day

on the replay

tryna make a millia

that's a milli-un

jus chillin havin fun

what you sayin hun?

Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!

Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!

by vibzKartel December 9, 2009

Weed addict

A weed addict is a lazy person who uses marijuana as an excuse to be lazy.

Wiz looks like a weed addict, but that nigga is actually a hard worker.

by MdizzLe69 March 9, 2017

skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters

what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.

by Mamao May 31, 2007

Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.

Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.

by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011

Weed Jacket

When you be so high that you can't feel the cold.

Friend: Aren't you cold bro?
You: Nah meign, I got mah Weed Jacket on.

by j3anm1 May 26, 2018