Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

The twitter

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!

“What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter”

by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020

twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter

some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs

by Red Penguin June 17, 2024

Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter rot

When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.

Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!

Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.

Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???

Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.

by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man November 11, 2021

Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.

Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.

by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023