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Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022
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Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment
He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?
by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
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soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
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center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead
His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.
by nene1234 April 21, 2021
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Soft boy

A type of cancel culture who founds out their favorite people's old news containing slurs and edgy humors, and then straight up cancelling them for what they did before, until they hold themselves accountable. Most notably Tyler, The Creator, Korn, Lil Darkie, Joji and so on, despite they don't care about being cancelled, stans have caused this "drama" because of this.

Other than the word "soft boy" described as cute chibi aesthetic, the word is circulating their meaning amongst users.
"I can't believe so many TikTok stans are going to cancel my favorite band that they don't care."
"Yeah, this cancel culture shit is just soft boys. It is best to block them and move on."
by m3k1e April 30, 2021
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