squirrelmenting

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
by Valuablecache October 26, 2019
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Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!
by amara381 December 13, 2018
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Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
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the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
by reaper_ February 02, 2024
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Squirrel Bait

Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard December 31, 2015
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Squirrels

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.
by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018
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Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.
She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 01, 2017
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