changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Climate Change

Anything that happens

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

moo chang

A catchphrase used by only the most amazing, diabolically funny, and beautiful human beings.

Moo chang!!!!!! That ice cream was good!!!

by anonymous January 23, 2025

ch-chang

To charge an extraneous amount of money on a transaction for the sheer fact that it is possible.

(Derives from the onomatopoeic sound of a cash register opening)

Person 1: I found a buyer for my old car!
Person 2: Really? Are you gonna ch-chang him?
Person 1: You better believe it.

by Carlos D December 29, 2007

Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.

Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Changed

Something that occurs when your First name is Mario

You’ve changed

by Almightyalpha March 3, 2022