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arse hole cunt

One of worst type of person you could encounter , worse than an typical arse hole, worse than a cunt, more spastic than an oncock. Simply worst of the worst
Have a look at oncock, hanging off every cunts cock thinking he'll get some where real fast what a fucking arse hole cunt.
by maxwell-monty November 1, 2021
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hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.
You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.
by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018
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Thoroughbred arse

Someone (a teacher) who thinks they're at the frontier of modern scientific practices, and believe they can do whatever the hell they please.
Madhir : "Did you see how he marked our test? I wrote it as it was in the textbook and he marked it wrong."

Saif : "I used a synonym and he marked it wrong. He's a real thoroughbred arse."

Madhir : "Don't tell him that now, i don't think he will understand. He'd only accept homozygous anus."
by biig chungus April 18, 2021
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Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!
by tudunk December 16, 2015
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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.
* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.
by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024
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arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers
"i got my arse chewed at work for being late
by uk girl September 15, 2008
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