Technoblade

The greatest minecraft player to have ever lived.

Technoblade never dies.

by li8 July 2, 2022

Blast Techno

Used at the end of a sequence of events while story telling to convey anger or frustration.

Comes from the story of some guy who works at target food court, has a customer come in at closing and orders a ton of food, then changed her mind because it's not organic. He has to stay late due to this, is angry and blasts techno on the drive home.

Hungry. Go to fridge. Find bacon. Smells like feet. Blast Techno

by broccolina January 23, 2011

Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.

A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.

by drgeebz November 8, 2012

toungue technology

A famous line by suga aka agust d in his song agust d

"ill take listeners to hongkong with my toungue technology" -min yoongi 2016

by jungkoooooooooooooook December 15, 2019

im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

The Roundabout Technique

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.

Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

by John_Pickle December 18, 2019