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Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.
After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.
by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025
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Swendin

• A constitutional monarchy, ruled by a human-sized bear monarch (Kóngsbjörnen) and guided by the wisdom of the Great Law-Trout, which historically played a role in governance.
• A proud, militarily strong nation, with elite Arctic forces and traditions rooted in strength (bears) and wisdom (trout).
• Deeply tied to Norse and Germanic linguistic traditions, with its own language, Swendinese, which differs from Swedish but shares some influences.
• Governed by the motto: “Styrka ok Kraft” (Strength and Power), which symbolizes its national identity.
• Home to unique cultural traditions, such as its Fountain of Judgment, where laws were historically thrown in to be accepted or rejected.
• Possessing a strong national identity, with a distinct salute (“Björnlaxshälsning”) and a powerful national coat of arms, featuring a bear, a trout, and crossed war axes.
Do you want to go to Swendin? I’ve heard that have really big trout
by EthnoLexicon February 4, 2025
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Swedish oil change

This girl gave me a Swedish oil change last night. Was she blonde? No, she was Italian.
by Alfroed February 13, 2026
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Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended
Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away
by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025
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Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft

2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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Swed

/Derived from Swede/

A Swed is someone that enjoys watching their wife have sex with Somalian men.
"The Swed sat in the corner and watched as his wife had a threesome with two Somalis"
by Scandinavian dictionary March 13, 2025
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Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.
by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025
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