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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.
I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.
by anonymous December 3, 2022
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National littlest pet shop day

National littlest pet shop day is a day where your parents HAVE to buy you LPS and throw a LPS themed party
“Mom it’s national littlest pet shop day”
“It’s already on my calendar, here’s your party and LPS!”
by suckonthismassivepenis October 6, 2023
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The Kylie Shop

American Merchandise Store of Beauty Mogul Kylie Kristen Jenner . The store sells apparel such as iPhone Cases, Sliders & Clothing with Kylie Cosmetics logo ,Kris Jenner and more printed on it.
I just saw Kylie’s pink slides and I’m in love. They’re form The Kylie Shop
by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019
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muffin shop

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"
by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018
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Bait shop

A shop that sells contraband I.e duty free cigarettes/alcohol or restricted drugs
Yo, you know anywhere I can get cheap fags?

Try the bait shop next to McDonald’s
by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022
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Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor
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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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